HAL STANDS HIS GROUND
(A SEQUEL)
Renée A. Hermiz
EXT. SCHOOL PLAYGROUND –
DAY
HAL runs from a trio of
bullies, led by BULLY 1.
BULLY 1
We’re
gonna rip your pants off and everyone’s gonna see your geek-dom, dweeb!
HAL
No! No, I don’t want anybody to see my geekness
or my dom-dom! Pleaaaaaase!
The voice of MOM stops Hal
in his tracks.
MOM (VO)
(God-like, echoing the last phrases)
You’re
in Middle School now, son. You need to
stand your ground … stand your ground …
stand
your ground …
HAL
(to bullies)
Stop! You wanna rip my pants off, do ya? Well, let me save you the trouble.
Hal pulls his pants down
to his ankles.
BULLY TRIO
(shrieks of laughter)
You
nerd! That’s pathetic. Loser!
Hal turns around in
agitation, modeling his boxers and swinging his hips.
HAL
You
all wanted to see it, so see it! Who are
the losers now? Boom! Bam!
Hal the nerrrrrd’s been stripped—!
POLICEMAN enters.
POLICEMAN
All
right, let’s go pal.
BULLY TRIO
(woos and laughter)
Take
him away! He’s indecent!
Obscene
dorkus!
Policeman hauls Hal off
with his pants still down.
HAL
I
was just standing my ground …
INT. BOYS BATHROOM – DAY
Bully Trio holds Hal over
a toilet.
BULLY 2
Get
ready to taste some Halcompoop.
BULLY 3
Haha! Hal-come-poop – that’s so great.
HAL
Stop,
stop! (desperate) Wanna know
what
else is great?
BULLY 1
What
could be greater than shoving your face in the throne, your twerpness?
HAL
(matter-of-factly)
Put me down and I’ll show you.
Bully Trio puts Hal down.
Hal adjusts himself, gathers a handful of water from the toilet, and drinks it.
BULLY TRIO
Ugh,
gross! Moron! Dip-shit!
HAL
(shouts)
Well,
that’s what you wanted to see, isn’t it?
There! I don’t need you to shove
me in … ooooo (in Bully voice) we’re gonna toss Hal in the toilet and then get
grossed out.
Well,
how about THIS? Get grossed out at THIS!
Hal shoves his whole face
in the toilet, wiggling it around and blowing bubbles. Bully Trio backs away, weirded out and the
PRINCIPAL walks in.
PRINCIPAL
Just
what is going on here? (notices Hal)
That is disgusting! All right, let’s
go.
Principal pulls Hal out of
the toilet and drags him off.
HAL
Don’t
you get it? I’m just standing ground!
EXT. SCHOOLYARD – DAY
TEACHER
Collect
as many worms in your bowls as possible, but make sure you keep them alive so
we can dissect them fresh.
Bully Trio, Hal and
classmates dig for worms. Their bowls are full.
Bully Trio avoids Hal …
HAL
(going up to Bully Trio)
All
right. Let me have it.
BULLY 2
(uncomfortable)
Let
you have what?
HAL
The
bowl of worms, duhhh…
BULLY 3
(quietly)
We’re
not giving you our bowls, Hal. We’re in
class now … finishing our assignment.
HAL
Aw,
no … don’t give me that. You’re
bullies. You don’t care about
assignments … You, as bullies, force me to eat those worms. Me, as nerd, does
it. So hand ‘em over.
BULLY 1 cradles his bowl,
freaked out.
BULLY 1
I
don’t want to see you eat no worms, man.
It’s
over, ok? You’re not a nerd, you’re …
HAL
I’m
… ??
BULLY 1
I
don’t know, dude, you got some mental stuff goin’ on …
Bully 2 and 3 nod. Hal stands his ground.
HAL
(eerily calm, commanding)
Hand
me your bowls.
Bully Trio hands Hal their
bowls. Hal starts eating the worms.
Teacher notices.
TEACHER
What
are you doing?! You’re, you’re eating my
worms! All right … come with—
Hal’s already walking
towards the Principal’s office.
BLACKOUT.
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